{"id":2633,"date":"2009-09-27T02:58:07","date_gmt":"2009-09-27T07:58:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=2633"},"modified":"2009-09-27T02:58:07","modified_gmt":"2009-09-27T07:58:07","slug":"day-267-the-parental-unit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/the-family\/day-267-the-parental-unit\/","title":{"rendered":"Day 267: The Parental Unit"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/theogeo\/3957349443\/\" title=\"Day 267: The Parental Unit by theogeo, on Flickr\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3490\/3957349443_8e7a0e1418_b.jpg\" width=\"600\" alt=\"Day 267: The Parental Unit\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Two of the silliest people on the planet. Which, of course, I love.<\/p>\n<p>My mom admitted \u2014 completely without provocation \u2014 that I was conceived on the living-room floor. And then she patted herself on the back about being able to admit that, since she&#8217;s got a long history of being extremely modest and not talking about sex in front of her kids. I am unsure of how I feel about this development, but I feel okay enough about it to tell the internet. Because it&#8217;s funny, see, and I&#8217;m your monkey.<\/p>\n<p>[<a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/theogeo\/sets\/72157611984534859\/\">Project 365<\/a>]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Two of the silliest people on the planet. Which, of course, I love. My mom admitted \u2014 completely without provocation \u2014 that I was conceived on the living-room floor. And then she patted herself on the back about being able to admit that, since she&#8217;s got a long history of being extremely modest and not talking about sex in front of her kids. I am unsure of how I feel about this development, but I&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[683,85],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2633","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-project-365-2009","category-the-family"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1jWWl-Gt","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2633","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2633"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2633\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2634,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2633\/revisions\/2634"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2633"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2633"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2633"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}