{"id":269,"date":"2005-02-01T16:47:00","date_gmt":"2005-02-01T16:47:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=269"},"modified":"2005-02-01T16:47:00","modified_gmt":"2005-02-01T16:47:00","slug":"269","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/uncategorized\/269\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>[Perfectly symmetrical violence won&#8217;t solve anything]<\/b><br \/>\n<br \/>We have internet now. And lots of ghetto cords connecting the cable modem to a far wall. Why is it that apartment architects have massive brain farts when plotting cable outlets, placing them in the most inconvenient places possible? I can see them brainstorming in their grey little offices: &#8220;You know, if we put the cable outlet <i>inside<\/i> the fireplace, everyone wins.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Yesterday was my first day at work. It went really well. Everyone is really nice and helpful, and the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.teradp.com\">system<\/a> we use looks to be legions better than <a href=\"http:\/\/www.harris.com\">Harris<\/a>, and as easy to understand as Quark. I have my own computer and desk area, as well as a phone, a three-drawer filing cabinet, and half a shelf. I laid out half a sports page, and was able to find my way around the editing\/design programs well enough to not crash the whole system. The programs seem fairly intuitive. <\/p>\n<p>The maintenance people finally came and fixed our heat &#8230; I think. Now, hopefully, we won&#8217;t have to bundle up just to come downstairs.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>[Perfectly symmetrical violence won&#8217;t solve anything] We have internet now. And lots of ghetto cords connecting the cable modem to a far wall. Why is it that apartment architects have massive brain farts when plotting cable outlets, placing them in the most inconvenient places possible? I can see them brainstorming in their grey little offices: &#8220;You know, if we put the cable outlet inside the fireplace, everyone wins.&#8221; Yesterday was my first day at work.&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-269","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s1jWWl-269","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/269","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=269"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/269\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=269"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=269"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=269"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}