{"id":2808,"date":"2009-11-12T19:25:45","date_gmt":"2009-11-13T00:25:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=2808"},"modified":"2009-11-12T19:25:45","modified_gmt":"2009-11-13T00:25:45","slug":"not-dead","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/bitchy-mccomplainsalot\/not-dead\/","title":{"rendered":"Not dead!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Just been without internet for a bit during the move.<\/p>\n<p>Quickie mytery illness update: I am mostly better except for my throat, which hurts with the fury of a thousand suns&#8217; angry balled fists pounding against piles of broken glass. I&#8217;m seeing a specialist tomorrow. It may mark the first time in my life that I have been excited to go to the doctor. I just want an end to the pain. Every swallow, every yawn, every movement of my neck is excruciating. It ain&#8217;t normal. My general practitioner (whom I suppose I should call my ex-doctor, starting now, since he has been kind of worthless during my week-plus ordeal), has seen me twice and done three strep cultures and seen fit only to prescribe a week&#8217;s worth of antibiotics for me. &#8220;Be patient,&#8221; he told me the last time I was there, looking up at him sheepishly, sorry I was pestering him twice in a week. That was a week ago. But fuck patience; I want to be able to swallow without fantasizing about falling off a cliff face first and ending the misery.<\/p>\n<p>My head&#8217;s better, though. That&#8217;s a relief. I&#8217;m still tired as a mofo all the time, but I blame all the stress and sickness and the drugs I&#8217;m on.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m all moved. I&#8217;ll update more on that a bit later. I think tonight is the night that I will seductively pull the DSL modem out of a ratty box and reconnect it to my computer while doing an interpretive dance. And then cuss when it doesn&#8217;t work right.<\/p>\n<p>Until then&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Just been without internet for a bit during the move. Quickie mytery illness update: I am mostly better except for my throat, which hurts with the fury of a thousand suns&#8217; angry balled fists pounding against piles of broken glass. I&#8217;m seeing a specialist tomorrow. It may mark the first time in my life that I have been excited to go to the doctor. I just want an end to the pain. Every swallow, every&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[332],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2808","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bitchy-mccomplainsalot"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1jWWl-Ji","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2808","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2808"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2808\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2809,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2808\/revisions\/2809"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2808"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2808"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2808"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}