{"id":2825,"date":"2009-11-14T14:53:48","date_gmt":"2009-11-14T19:53:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=2825"},"modified":"2009-11-14T14:53:48","modified_gmt":"2009-11-14T19:53:48","slug":"day-313-ahhhhhh","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/bitchy-mccomplainsalot\/day-313-ahhhhhh\/","title":{"rendered":"Day 313: Ahhhhhh"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/theogeo\/4102734410\/\" title=\"Day 313: Ahhhhhh by theogeo, on Flickr\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2549\/4102734410_aab4612188_b.jpg\" width=\"600\" alt=\"Day 313: Ahhhhhh\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>My sick week really threw me off my game, and by the time actual moving day rolled around, I didn&#8217;t have the kitchen or the bedroom packed up <i>at all<\/i>. So when I had helpers Sunday, we just moved furniture. That left everything else for me by my lonesome Monday. Plus I still had to clean the place. <\/p>\n<p>As usual, I underestimated the amount of shit I had in my possession. I got to the apartment at noon, thinking I could get everything carted to the house by 10 and the place cleaned by midnight. <i>I didn&#8217;t close the door behind me until 5 a.m.<\/i> At which point I came home and took a bubble bath and plotted ways to travel back in time to find the asshat who invented stairs so I could shank him mercilessly.<\/p>\n<p>[<a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/theogeo\/sets\/72157611984534859\/\">Project 365<\/a>]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My sick week really threw me off my game, and by the time actual moving day rolled around, I didn&#8217;t have the kitchen or the bedroom packed up at all. So when I had helpers Sunday, we just moved furniture. That left everything else for me by my lonesome Monday. Plus I still had to clean the place. As usual, I underestimated the amount of shit I had in my possession. I got to the&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[332,683],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2825","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bitchy-mccomplainsalot","category-project-365-2009"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1jWWl-Jz","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2825","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2825"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2825\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2826,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2825\/revisions\/2826"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2825"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2825"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2825"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}