{"id":300,"date":"2005-03-19T05:14:00","date_gmt":"2005-03-19T05:14:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=300"},"modified":"2005-03-19T05:14:00","modified_gmt":"2005-03-19T05:14:00","slug":"300","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/uncategorized\/300\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>[Star Wars sucks, remember?]<\/b><br \/>For whatever reason, I&#8217;ve decided to redesign the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.geocities.com\/swish413.geo\">SWISH<\/a> site. I had been toying with the idea of taking it offline and giving it a graceful burial, but as I clicked through 49 pages of hilarious hateful messages from people I don&#8217;t even know, I decided that there&#8217;s no way I could allow such utterly brilliant comedy to be lost in oblivion. But I am removing all references to myself and the other former members of SWISH and making the site pure parody. If you&#8217;re in need of some funny, take a gander at the message board and all the little Star Wars freaks who <em>absolutely hate us<\/em>. <\/p>\n<p>+++<br \/>I need hobbies that don&#8217;t involve a joystick or keyboard of some sort. Today I ordered a huge thousand-page catalog of jewelry-making supplies from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.firemountaingems.com\">Fire Mountain Gems<\/a>. I think I could really get into making jewelry. It&#8217;s tactile and you can actually use what you make.<\/p>\n<p>+++<br \/>My nephew Patrick turned eight today and is out on the town partying right now.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>[Star Wars sucks, remember?]For whatever reason, I&#8217;ve decided to redesign the SWISH site. I had been toying with the idea of taking it offline and giving it a graceful burial, but as I clicked through 49 pages of hilarious hateful messages from people I don&#8217;t even know, I decided that there&#8217;s no way I could allow such utterly brilliant comedy to be lost in oblivion. But I am removing all references to myself and the&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-300","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s1jWWl-300","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/300","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=300"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/300\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=300"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=300"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=300"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}