{"id":3013,"date":"2009-12-28T14:00:21","date_gmt":"2009-12-28T20:00:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=3013"},"modified":"2009-12-28T14:01:45","modified_gmt":"2009-12-28T20:01:45","slug":"nature","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/the-family\/nature\/","title":{"rendered":"Nature!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><i>Scene: In pasture by pond, youngest nephew fishing.<\/i><\/p>\n<p><b>Me:<\/b> That horse is about to poop!<br \/>\n<b>Youngest nephew:<\/b> Huh?<br \/>\n<b>Me:<\/b> Its tail is raised! Awww, it went behind a tree. How modest.<br \/>\n<b>Youngest nephew:<\/b> Ew, did you want to watch it?<br \/>\n<b>Me:<\/b> Kinda!<br \/>\n<b>Youngest nephew:<\/b> [<i>horrified expression<\/i>]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Scene: In pasture by pond, youngest nephew fishing. Me: That horse is about to poop! Youngest nephew: Huh? Me: Its tail is raised! Awww, it went behind a tree. How modest. Youngest nephew: Ew, did you want to watch it? Me: Kinda! Youngest nephew: [horrified expression]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[101,85],"tags":[1311,500,1312],"class_list":["post-3013","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-its-true--im-crazy","category-the-family","tag-animals","tag-family","tag-humor"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s1jWWl-nature","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3013","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3013"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3013\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3015,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3013\/revisions\/3015"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3013"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3013"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3013"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}