{"id":3078,"date":"2010-01-13T21:45:05","date_gmt":"2010-01-14T03:45:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=3078"},"modified":"2010-01-13T21:45:05","modified_gmt":"2010-01-14T03:45:05","slug":"wisdom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/comedy\/wisdom\/","title":{"rendered":"Wisdom"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Nick:<\/b> i took a nap<br \/>\n  now i&#8217;m up<br \/>\ntallking to the mom<br \/>\nher dentist yanked her widsom teeth along time ago apparntly<br \/>\n that sounds unpleasant<br \/>\n<b>me:<\/b> eeesh, yeah<br \/>\n<b>Nick:<\/b> gonna try eating ice cream again<br \/>\n  last time it came up in a bloody vomit mess<br \/>\n<b>me:<\/b> is that true? ahahah<br \/>\n  i mean, sorry<br \/>\n <b>Nick:<\/b> it was right after i got home<br \/>\n  and i was supposed to take a lortab<br \/>\nand the note said to take it was a heavy liquid likea milkshake<br \/>\n  so i tried it with ice cream<br \/>\n  i think the lortab stayed down<br \/>\n  but there was chocolate ice cream and blood everywhere<br \/>\n  like some sorta anal sex gone awry situation<br \/>\n  on my face<br \/>\ni&#8217;m a fuckin poet<br \/>\n<b>me:<\/b> you are the cause of all my most disgusting mental images<br \/>\n <b>Nick:<\/b> thats the nicest thing you ever said to me<br \/>\n <b>me:<\/b> well, i mean it<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nick: i took a nap now i&#8217;m up tallking to the mom her dentist yanked her widsom teeth along time ago apparntly that sounds unpleasant me: eeesh, yeah Nick: gonna try eating ice cream again last time it came up in a bloody vomit mess me: is that true? ahahah i mean, sorry Nick: it was right after i got home and i was supposed to take a lortab and the note said to take&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[18,32],"tags":[728,2158,2163,986],"class_list":["post-3078","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-comedy","category-friends","tag-chat","tag-comedy","tag-friends","tag-nick"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s1jWWl-wisdom","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3078","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3078"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3078\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3079,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3078\/revisions\/3079"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3078"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3078"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3078"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}