{"id":319,"date":"2005-04-03T00:38:00","date_gmt":"2005-04-03T00:38:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=319"},"modified":"2005-04-03T00:38:00","modified_gmt":"2005-04-03T00:38:00","slug":"319","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/uncategorized\/319\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>[Operation Fatass Pt. I]<\/b><br \/>Today was gorgeous, so I actually went outside and walked around like a mobile biped. And there was some jogging! Not much, of course. God, I hate running. But on the whole, it was nice. Got the ol&#8217; endorphins flowing. I checked out Lichterman Nature Center, which, unless you pay admission to go inside the buildings and then inside the forest, is a whole bunch of asphalt. But it&#8217;s still nice a giant nature preserve on my block within walking distance. <\/p>\n<p>My parents have two really nice bikes they&#8217;re going to give to Phil and me, which will be nice once the saddle seat wears off. Ouchie wa wa.<\/p>\n<p>So tonight we lose an hour. Spring forward, fall back. What is that called, a pneumonic device? A cliche? Anyway, I would be completely lost without shit like that. Righty tighty, lefty loosey. Green sky at morning, neighbor take warning. Green sky at night, neighbor take flight. That sort of thing. <\/p>\n<p>(Name that movie and I&#8217;ll give you a foot rub.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>[Operation Fatass Pt. I]Today was gorgeous, so I actually went outside and walked around like a mobile biped. And there was some jogging! Not much, of course. God, I hate running. But on the whole, it was nice. Got the ol&#8217; endorphins flowing. I checked out Lichterman Nature Center, which, unless you pay admission to go inside the buildings and then inside the forest, is a whole bunch of asphalt. But it&#8217;s still nice a&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-319","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s1jWWl-319","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/319","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=319"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/319\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=319"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=319"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=319"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}