{"id":3218,"date":"2010-02-24T01:32:52","date_gmt":"2010-02-24T07:32:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=3218"},"modified":"2010-02-24T01:33:29","modified_gmt":"2010-02-24T07:33:29","slug":"stupid-metaphor-alert","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/why-am-i-telling-you-this\/stupid-metaphor-alert\/","title":{"rendered":"Stupid metaphor alert"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Got a real &#8220;fuck the world&#8221; current running through the noggin tonight. This horrible mood is a hog and damn near everyone and everything around me has been slopping it lately: Little chunks and pieces of shit that conspire to send me over the edge.<\/p>\n<p>No one&#8217;s any different than they were the day before; I just managed to let the ol&#8217; hog stall, so to speak, stink up the place. It&#8217;ll run its course and get flushed out eventually. Always does. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Got a real &#8220;fuck the world&#8221; current running through the noggin tonight. This horrible mood is a hog and damn near everyone and everything around me has been slopping it lately: Little chunks and pieces of shit that conspire to send me over the edge. No one&#8217;s any different than they were the day before; I just managed to let the ol&#8217; hog stall, so to speak, stink up the place. It&#8217;ll run its course&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[355],"tags":[1343,531],"class_list":["post-3218","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-why-am-i-telling-you-this","tag-anger","tag-moods"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1jWWl-PU","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3218","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3218"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3218\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3220,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3218\/revisions\/3220"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3218"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3218"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3218"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}