{"id":3243,"date":"2010-03-01T02:16:07","date_gmt":"2010-03-01T08:16:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=3243"},"modified":"2010-03-01T02:18:07","modified_gmt":"2010-03-01T08:18:07","slug":"family-vs-jelly-beans","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/comedy\/family-vs-jelly-beans\/","title":{"rendered":"Family vs. jelly beans"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/theogeo\/4397491598\/\" title=\"jelly beans by theogeo, on Flickr\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm5.static.flickr.com\/4008\/4397491598_cd99249ba1_b.jpg\" width=\"600\" alt=\"jelly beans\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>My pal Ashley gave me a box of <a href=\"http:\/\/candy.jellybelly.com\/candy\/Bamboozled\">BeanBoozled<\/a> Jelly Bellys at Christmas and I <i>finally<\/i> put them to good use. Good use, of course, being watching my family writhe in anguish as they deciphered chocolate pudding vs. canned dog food, licorice vs. skunk, barf vs. fresh peach. We had an absolute ball. I took some really long, unedited, shaky video. Enjoy, if fun is your thing.<\/p>\n<p><object width=\"600\" height=\"450\"><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/vimeo.com\/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=9818984&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=1&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=ff0179&amp;fullscreen=1\" \/><\/object><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/vimeo.com\/9818984\">Family vs. Jelly Bean<\/a> from <a href=\"http:\/\/vimeo.com\/theogeo\">Lindsey Turner<\/a> on <a href=\"http:\/\/vimeo.com\">Vimeo<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/theogeo\/4397014461\/\" title=\"blech by theogeo, on Flickr\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2737\/4397014461_2ce10227a0.jpg\" width=\"190\" alt=\"blech\" \/><\/a> &nbsp; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/theogeo\/4397757818\/\" title=\"canned dog food by theogeo, on Flickr\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm5.static.flickr.com\/4023\/4397757818_1ee408a4ec.jpg\" width=\"190\" alt=\"canned dog food\" \/><\/a> &nbsp; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/theogeo\/4397678676\/\" title=\"ew by theogeo, on Flickr\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm5.static.flickr.com\/4062\/4397678676_bff77bcac2.jpg\" width=\"190\" alt=\"ew\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/theogeo\/4396778201\/\" title=\"mom got skunk by theogeo, on Flickr\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2721\/4396778201_6641d482f4.jpg\" width=\"290\" alt=\"mom got skunk\" \/><\/a> &nbsp; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/theogeo\/4397713094\/\" title=\"fuuuuuuuu by theogeo, on Flickr\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm5.static.flickr.com\/4039\/4397713094_d6fe896fa1.jpg\" width=\"290\" alt=\"fuuuuuuuu\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My pal Ashley gave me a box of BeanBoozled Jelly Bellys at Christmas and I finally put them to good use. Good use, of course, being watching my family writhe in anguish as they deciphered chocolate pudding vs. canned dog food, licorice vs. skunk, barf vs. fresh peach. We had an absolute ball. I took some really long, unedited, shaky video. Enjoy, if fun is your thing. Family vs. Jelly Bean from Lindsey Turner on&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[18,85,202],"tags":[2158,500,2177,1346,1347,2175,2220,442],"class_list":["post-3243","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-comedy","category-the-family","category-videos","tag-comedy","tag-family","tag-food","tag-jelly-beans","tag-jelly-belly","tag-photos","tag-saltillo","tag-video"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1jWWl-Qj","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3243","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3243"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3243\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3247,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3243\/revisions\/3247"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3243"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3243"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3243"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}