{"id":3253,"date":"2010-03-03T03:31:50","date_gmt":"2010-03-03T09:31:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=3253"},"modified":"2010-03-03T03:31:50","modified_gmt":"2010-03-03T09:31:50","slug":"destined-for-an-addy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/friends\/destined-for-an-addy\/","title":{"rendered":"Destined for an Addy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><i>Nick&#8217;s new status message &#8211; <a href=\"http:\/\/vimeo.com\/9194146\">http:\/\/vimeo.com\/9194146<\/a><\/i><br \/>\n<b>Nick:<\/b>  you need to check the link i just posted<br \/>\n<b>me:<\/b>  why doesn&#8217;t that lady have a nose?<br \/>\n<b>Nick:<\/b>  fuck if i know<br \/>\n<b>me:<\/b>  that&#8217;s the only thing i can think about<br \/>\nis her nose in the salsa now?<br \/>\nnose salsa<br \/>\n<b>Nick:<\/b>  yes, lindsey, her nose is in the salsa<br \/>\n<b>me:<\/b>  nobody nose salsa like frito lay<br \/>\n<b>Nick:<\/b>  see, you could work at an ad agency<br \/>\ndesign ads and write copy<br \/>\n<b>me:<\/b>  i&#8217;m not sure the world is ready for my wit<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nick&#8217;s new status message &#8211; http:\/\/vimeo.com\/9194146 Nick: you need to check the link i just posted me: why doesn&#8217;t that lady have a nose? Nick: fuck if i know me: that&#8217;s the only thing i can think about is her nose in the salsa now? nose salsa Nick: yes, lindsey, her nose is in the salsa me: nobody nose salsa like frito lay Nick: see, you could work at an ad agency design ads and&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[32],"tags":[2196,2267,2163,452],"class_list":["post-3253","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-friends","tag-advertising","tag-chats","tag-friends","tag-funny"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1jWWl-Qt","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3253","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3253"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3253\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3254,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3253\/revisions\/3254"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3253"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3253"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3253"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}