{"id":326,"date":"2005-04-09T05:30:00","date_gmt":"2005-04-09T05:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=326"},"modified":"2005-04-09T05:30:00","modified_gmt":"2005-04-09T05:30:00","slug":"326","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/uncategorized\/326\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>[Saturday is for suckas]<\/b><br \/><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/img.photobucket.com\/albums\/v67\/theogeo\/tree.jpg\" alt=\"Image hosted by Photobucket.com\"><\/p>\n<p>I just became eligible for my company&#8217;s 401K program! Another life milestone&#8217;s ass kicked! Too bad I am completely clueless about how to invest. Eh. I&#8217;ll figure it out.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve decided to move the Leslie-ometer and the Roach Ranker to beneath the archives. And Roach Ranker is now Roach Ratio, since it wouldn&#8217;t be fair to leave out all the other bugs and spiders I find. Shudder.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>[Saturday is for suckas] I just became eligible for my company&#8217;s 401K program! Another life milestone&#8217;s ass kicked! Too bad I am completely clueless about how to invest. Eh. I&#8217;ll figure it out. I&#8217;ve decided to move the Leslie-ometer and the Roach Ranker to beneath the archives. And Roach Ranker is now Roach Ratio, since it wouldn&#8217;t be fair to leave out all the other bugs and spiders I find. Shudder.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-326","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s1jWWl-326","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/326","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=326"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/326\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=326"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=326"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=326"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}