{"id":3348,"date":"2010-03-16T10:45:08","date_gmt":"2010-03-16T16:45:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=3348"},"modified":"2010-03-16T10:46:14","modified_gmt":"2010-03-16T16:46:14","slug":"the-debbies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/comedy\/the-debbies\/","title":{"rendered":"The Debbies"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>me:<\/b> i have something i want to share with you<br \/>\n  are you ready?<br \/>\nit&#8217;s a list of the first names of the [school name redacted because I am scared of Christian-school retribution] varsity cheer squad<br \/>\n  are you fucking ready?<br \/>\n  this says everything a person needs to know about upper-class southernness<br \/>\n<b>Mike:<\/b> ?<br \/>\n <b>me: <\/b>  ready?<br \/>\n  OK<br \/>\n <b>Mike: <\/b>READY<br \/>\n <b>me:<\/b> justice<br \/>\n  lauren<br \/>\n  taylor<br \/>\n  jordan<br \/>\n  shelby<br \/>\n  shelby<br \/>\n  laney<br \/>\n  madi<br \/>\n  lydia<br \/>\n  mckenna<br \/>\n <b>Mike:<\/b> lol<br \/>\n <b>me:<\/b> dani<br \/>\n  kelly<br \/>\n  kelsey<br \/>\n  andi<br \/>\n  daly<br \/>\nI AM NOT MAKING THIS UP<br \/>\n  the end<br \/>\n  *applause*<br \/>\n<b>Mike:<\/b> They should just name all of them the same<br \/>\n  Like just number them<br \/>\n <b>me:<\/b> like in the oblongs<br \/>\n  the debbies<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>me: i have something i want to share with you are you ready? it&#8217;s a list of the first names of the [school name redacted because I am scared of Christian-school retribution] varsity cheer squad are you fucking ready? this says everything a person needs to know about upper-class southernness Mike: ? me: ready? OK Mike: READY me: justice lauren taylor jordan shelby shelby laney madi lydia mckenna Mike: lol me: dani kelly kelsey andi&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[1370,2158,1369,868],"class_list":["post-3348","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-comedy","tag-class-warfare","tag-comedy","tag-names","tag-southernisms"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1jWWl-S0","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3348","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3348"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3348\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3350,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3348\/revisions\/3350"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3348"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3348"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3348"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}