{"id":3352,"date":"2010-03-16T12:41:30","date_gmt":"2010-03-16T18:41:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=3352"},"modified":"2010-03-16T16:56:35","modified_gmt":"2010-03-16T22:56:35","slug":"a-chipmunk-movie-mercifully-not-starring-jason-lee","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/videos\/a-chipmunk-movie-mercifully-not-starring-jason-lee\/","title":{"rendered":"A chipmunk movie mercifully not starring Jason Lee"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> I spotted a chipmunk in my yard last week. A lone adorable chipmunk. I named him Hans. I don&#8217;t care what his parents call him.<\/p>\n<p>Today I peeked out the bathroom window to scowl at the bird fights and noticed Hans in a pot of pansies, head down in the dirt, munching on something. Naturally, because I act like I am on safari all the damn time, I had to film him to prove he&#8217;s real. Of course, when I came back with my phone, he&#8217;d left the pot and was standing, frozen, on the lawn. Check him out: <\/p>\n<p><s><b>VIDEO QUALITY BITCHFEST:<\/B> I realize that you can probably barely make out Hans in the sixteen or so total pixels below. Once Vimeo deigns to process <a href=\"http:\/\/www.vimeo.com\/10212166\">my video<\/a>, I&#8217;ll replace this horrible YouTube version. Compression shomshpression.<\/s> Fixed!<\/p>\n<p><object width=\"600\" height=\"338\"><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/vimeo.com\/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=10212166&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=1&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=ff0179&amp;fullscreen=1\" \/><\/object><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/vimeo.com\/10212166\">Attila the Hans<\/a> from <a href=\"http:\/\/vimeo.com\/theogeo\">Lindsey Turner<\/a> on <a href=\"http:\/\/vimeo.com\">Vimeo<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I spotted a chipmunk in my yard last week. A lone adorable chipmunk. I named him Hans. I don&#8217;t care what his parents call him. Today I peeked out the bathroom window to scowl at the bird fights and noticed Hans in a pot of pansies, head down in the dirt, munching on something. Naturally, because I act like I am on safari all the damn time, I had to film him to prove he&#8217;s&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[202,1365],"tags":[1372,1371,442,2270],"class_list":["post-3352","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-videos","category-yardlust","tag-animal","tag-chipmunk","tag-video","tag-yardlust"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1jWWl-S4","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3352","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3352"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3352\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3360,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3352\/revisions\/3360"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3352"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3352"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3352"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}