{"id":341,"date":"2005-04-20T20:16:00","date_gmt":"2005-04-20T20:16:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=341"},"modified":"2005-04-20T20:16:00","modified_gmt":"2005-04-20T20:16:00","slug":"341","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/uncategorized\/341\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>[Seeing is believing]<\/b><br \/>Five older women leave a restaurant today: arthritic waddling, heart-shaped asses, spider veins peeking from beneath the floral print capris, and salon &#8216;dos curled close to the scalp. Almost like they planned it.<\/p>\n<p>+++<br \/>A <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mnr.gov.on.ca\/MNR\/fishing\/Take_Me_Fishing2.mp3\">commercial<\/a> the other night for <a href=\"http:\/\/www.takemefishing.org\">takemefishing.org<\/a>: A little boy, imploring you to take him fishing so you can show him how to drive the boat. Another little boy, imploring you to take him fishing because boats are cooler than video games. And then a little girl imploring you to take her fishing: &#8220;Because my wedding will be sooner than you think.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>+++<br \/><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/img.photobucket.com\/albums\/v67\/theogeo\/horse.jpg\" alt=\"Image hosted by Photobucket.com\"><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.dnj.com\/apps\/pbcs.dll\/article?AID=\/20050420\/NEWS01\/504200316\/1002\">God bless Murfreesboro.<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>[Seeing is believing]Five older women leave a restaurant today: arthritic waddling, heart-shaped asses, spider veins peeking from beneath the floral print capris, and salon &#8216;dos curled close to the scalp. Almost like they planned it. +++A commercial the other night for takemefishing.org: A little boy, imploring you to take him fishing so you can show him how to drive the boat. Another little boy, imploring you to take him fishing because boats are cooler than&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-341","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s1jWWl-341","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/341","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=341"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/341\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=341"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=341"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=341"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}