{"id":367,"date":"2005-05-29T05:34:00","date_gmt":"2005-05-29T05:34:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=367"},"modified":"2005-05-29T05:34:00","modified_gmt":"2005-05-29T05:34:00","slug":"367","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/uncategorized\/367\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>[Eight-year-olds, dude]<\/b><br \/>Let me just say there is nothing better than coming home at midnight and having a plate of leftover rice pilaf and pork chops. Except maybe having rice and pork chops fresh instead of microwaved. Phresh phrom Phil&#8217;s (Ph)Kitchen, that is.<\/p>\n<p>Comedy Central is playing <i>The Big Lebowski<\/i> uncut right now, and I am suddenly reminded of how superior this movie is to anything the Coen brothers have done since <i>O Brother Where Art Thou<\/i>. John Torturro&#8217;s slow-motion bowling scene with the Spanish rendition of &#8220;Hotel California&#8221; is pure cinema magic. <i>Nobody fucks with the Jesus.<\/i> Indeed.<\/p>\n<p>The brothers Coen are due for something good. Something fantastic, actually. They owe us since <i>The Ladykillers<\/i> and <i>Intolerable Cruelty<\/i>, the latter of which I have to admit I didn&#8217;t see, so I guess I can&#8217;t judge. But <i>Ladykillers<\/i> sucked enough for two movies. Thanks a lot, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/name\/nm0005541\/?fr=c2l0ZT1kZnxteD0yMHxsbT01MDB8dHQ9b258ZmI9dXxwbj0wfHE9bWFybG9uIHdheWFuc3xodG1sPTF8bm09b24_;fc=1;ft=13\">Marlon Wayans<\/a>, for ruining what could have been a perfectly mediocre film. Check out that link so you can have a laugh at the awful photo. <\/p>\n<p>This post was pretty much sponsored by IMDB, by the way.<\/p>\n<p>Good night.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>[Eight-year-olds, dude]Let me just say there is nothing better than coming home at midnight and having a plate of leftover rice pilaf and pork chops. Except maybe having rice and pork chops fresh instead of microwaved. Phresh phrom Phil&#8217;s (Ph)Kitchen, that is. Comedy Central is playing The Big Lebowski uncut right now, and I am suddenly reminded of how superior this movie is to anything the Coen brothers have done since O Brother Where Art&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-367","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s1jWWl-367","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/367","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=367"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/367\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=367"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=367"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=367"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}