{"id":3680,"date":"2010-05-12T01:23:55","date_gmt":"2010-05-12T07:23:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=3680"},"modified":"2010-05-12T01:26:23","modified_gmt":"2010-05-12T07:26:23","slug":"now-that-my-mom-has-a-laptop","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/the-family\/now-that-my-mom-has-a-laptop\/","title":{"rendered":"Now that my mom has a laptop"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It occurs to me that some day she might decide to come read T&#038;G. She knows it exists and has for years, and I think she may have seen it a time or two. But I don&#8217;t think she reads it regularly. She has said before that she would just as soon let me have my little private internet corner.  <\/p>\n<p>Now that we have gifted her with a portable computer, I feel like it may be only a matter of time before she finds her way over here and starts paging through all the things that I&#8217;ve written about my life and the family. And I hope she doesn&#8217;t take offense to my telling stories that may or may not be mine to tell. <\/p>\n<p>I know she&#8217;s not going to like the cussin&#8217;. But, well, that&#8217;s just who I am. Filthy. <\/p>\n<p>So, Mom. If you DO ever stumble upon my humble digital abode, do me the kindness of leaving a comment so I will at least know you&#8217;re around. There&#8217;s no need to lurk.  <\/p>\n<p>:)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It occurs to me that some day she might decide to come read T&#038;G. She knows it exists and has for years, and I think she may have seen it a time or two. But I don&#8217;t think she reads it regularly. She has said before that she would just as soon let me have my little private internet corner. Now that we have gifted her with a portable computer, I feel like it may&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[195,85],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3680","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blogging","category-the-family"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1jWWl-Xm","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3680","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3680"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3680\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3682,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3680\/revisions\/3682"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3680"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3680"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3680"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}