{"id":371,"date":"2005-05-31T21:53:00","date_gmt":"2005-05-31T21:53:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=371"},"modified":"2005-05-31T21:53:00","modified_gmt":"2005-05-31T21:53:00","slug":"371","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/uncategorized\/371\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>[You suck, Dick]<\/b><br \/>So Besty and Arlene aren&#8217;t <a href=\"http:\/\/www.msnbc.msn.com\/id\/8047258\/\">Deep Throat<\/a>? And <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0144168\/\">Dick<\/a> wasn&#8217;t a documentary? Aw, crap. Now I have to relearn everything.<\/p>\n<p>And, happy birthday to my globetrottin&#8217; grandma.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>[You suck, Dick]So Besty and Arlene aren&#8217;t Deep Throat? And Dick wasn&#8217;t a documentary? Aw, crap. Now I have to relearn everything. And, happy birthday to my globetrottin&#8217; grandma.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-371","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s1jWWl-371","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/371","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=371"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/371\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=371"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=371"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=371"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}