[Seriously, what the fuck?]<\/b>
Phil gets off for lunch at noon. It’s 12:15. The phone just rang. I answered it, thinking it might be him wanting to know if I wanted food. It was her<\/i>. <\/p>\n
“Is Philip there?” <\/p>\n
“Uh, no, sorry. Can I take a message?” <\/p>\n
“Do you know what time he’s supposed to be there?”<\/p>\n
“Well, he gets off for lunch at noon, so I’m guessing any minute now.”<\/p>\n
“Okay, I’ll just call back in about 10 minutes. Thanks!”<\/p>\n
Does she think I’m his fucking mother?<\/p>\n
Wow, a three-post day and it’s barely noon. And this one was sprinkled with F-bombs!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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