{"id":38,"date":"2004-01-23T22:01:00","date_gmt":"2004-01-23T22:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=38"},"modified":"2008-08-12T13:20:14","modified_gmt":"2008-08-12T18:20:14","slug":"38","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/randomosity\/38\/","title":{"rendered":"The world is your oyster and your virginity is the pearl"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This is the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.rsub.com\/thebluedot\/srv\/\">best Web site ever<\/a>. You can go there, answer a few questions, and get your virginity back. Go there and get yours back today! I even sent them a little message so they would understand my plight. God, I love my plight. <\/p>\n<p><i>Oh god. I hate life. I have tried remedying this by using anti-depressants, drugs, alcohol, everything. It must be that I lack my virginity that I am so unhappy with this situation. It certainly isn&#8217;t that I live in a society obsessed with commodifying every morself of self and exploiting it for a cheap, quick profit. That&#8217;s why I&#8217;m glad that I can get my virginity back for free. From a Web site. From people I don&#8217;t know. Thank God for small miracles. And quaaludes.<\/i><br \/>\n<br \/><!--This complimentary SRV Button provided as a service of SRV--><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.rsub.com\/thebluedot\/srv\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.rsub.com\/thebluedot\/srv\/images\/srv_button.gif\" border=\"0\"><\/a><br \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is the best Web site ever. You can go there, answer a few questions, and get your virginity back. Go there and get yours back today! I even sent them a little message so they would understand my plight. God, I love my plight. Oh god. I hate life. I have tried remedying this by using anti-depressants, drugs, alcohol, everything. It must be that I lack my virginity that I am so unhappy with&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[68],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-38","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-randomosity"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s1jWWl-38","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=38"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=38"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=38"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=38"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}