{"id":387,"date":"2005-06-25T23:27:00","date_gmt":"2005-06-25T23:27:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=387"},"modified":"2005-06-25T23:27:00","modified_gmt":"2005-06-25T23:27:00","slug":"387","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/uncategorized\/387\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>[There&#8217;s one in everyone]<\/b><br \/>Someone actually <a href=\"http:\/\/www.deviantart.com\/view\/19288181\/\">used<\/a> the only photo I have on Stock Exchange for one of their own photo projects. You can make out my <a href=\"http:\/\/sxc.hu\/browse.phtml?f=view&#038;id=303152\">original<\/a> in the background of their creation. That&#8217;s kinda cool. <\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m heading to Saltillo\/Savannah again this weekend to run errands and visit. My mom found out she passed her certification test, so she&#8217;s officially a legal nurse consultant. That means we have to get on the ball and start making marketing literature, so we&#8217;ll probably spend Sunday night hashing out brochure\/biz card\/etc. ideas. A big part of the job is, essentially, pimping yourself out to attorneys. And if there&#8217;s anything I learned in college, it&#8217;s how to pimp services out. Sad, but true. Watch out for &#8220;Pimp My Services,&#8221; coming this fall on MTV4.<\/p>\n<p>And please, if you haven&#8217;t seen <i>The Onion<\/i> this week, do yourself a favor and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\">go<\/a>. Quick. This might be the funniest <i>Onion<\/i> to date, and that&#8217;s saying a lot. I lost my shit over &#8220;We need a fourth law of robotics&#8221; and the picture of the genetically modified farmer. Oh, and the Million Robot March bit is pretty hilarious too. Turn your sound down if you know what&#8217;s wise.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>[There&#8217;s one in everyone]Someone actually used the only photo I have on Stock Exchange for one of their own photo projects. You can make out my original in the background of their creation. That&#8217;s kinda cool. I&#8217;m heading to Saltillo\/Savannah again this weekend to run errands and visit. My mom found out she passed her certification test, so she&#8217;s officially a legal nurse consultant. That means we have to get on the ball and start&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-387","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s1jWWl-387","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/387","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=387"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/387\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=387"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=387"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=387"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}