{"id":4014,"date":"2010-07-27T19:51:14","date_gmt":"2010-07-28T01:51:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=4014"},"modified":"2010-07-27T19:51:14","modified_gmt":"2010-07-28T01:51:14","slug":"the-way-i-figure-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/comedy\/the-way-i-figure-it\/","title":{"rendered":"The way I figure it&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/theogeo\/4836420128\/\" title=\"Authorized strutting by theogeo, on Flickr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm5.static.flickr.com\/4128\/4836420128_3db110e70f_z.jpg\" width=\"480\" height=\"640\" alt=\"Authorized strutting\" \/><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<p>&#8230; you can go damn near anywhere you please as long as you strut as hard as this fellow is strutting. <\/p>\n<p>(<a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=rTkjq2-pNpk\">Cue &#8220;Strut That Ass&#8221; remix<\/a>.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230; you can go damn near anywhere you please as long as you strut as hard as this fellow is strutting. (Cue &#8220;Strut That Ass&#8221; remix.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[18,57],"tags":[2158,1484,2172],"class_list":["post-4014","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-comedy","category-work","tag-comedy","tag-signs","tag-work"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1jWWl-12K","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4014","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4014"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4014\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4015,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4014\/revisions\/4015"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4014"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4014"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4014"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}