{"id":411,"date":"2005-07-29T21:49:00","date_gmt":"2005-07-29T21:49:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=411"},"modified":"2008-08-13T02:24:42","modified_gmt":"2008-08-13T07:24:42","slug":"411","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/uncategorized\/411\/","title":{"rendered":"So easy I can&#8217;t explain it"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I came to work today wearing a dirty shirt. A dirt-spotted <a href=\"http:\/\/theogeo.blogspot.com\/2005\/05\/spoiler-alert-as-if-i-care-theres-too.html\"><i>pink<\/i><\/a> shirt, so it really shows up. There are four small dirty spots and a faint dirt streak. I don&#8217;t know if I came to work with a shirt like this, or if I got dirty in transit (from my apartment to my car, and my car to my desk, when I noticed). I haven&#8217;t wrestled with any mechanics and I didn&#8217;t fall on my face during my trek through the parking lot, which is why I&#8217;m afraid I came to work this way. I&#8217;m like a 5-year-old, who digs around through a pile of already-worn clothes and puts on the first thing that&#8217;s not damp, regardless of whether it&#8217;s fit to be worn. <\/p>\n<p>So today my challenge is to a) stay at my desk so the dirty spots are hidden or b) every time I walk somewhere, clutch the dirty spots and pretend to just notice what has happened.<\/p>\n<p>All that crap about me not being a disgusting person? Yeah, disregard that. I&#8217;m a pig!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I came to work today wearing a dirty shirt. A dirt-spotted pink shirt, so it really shows up. There are four small dirty spots and a faint dirt streak. I don&#8217;t know if I came to work with a shirt like this, or if I got dirty in transit (from my apartment to my car, and my car to my desk, when I noticed). I haven&#8217;t wrestled with any mechanics and I didn&#8217;t fall on&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-411","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s1jWWl-411","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/411","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=411"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/411\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=411"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=411"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=411"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}