{"id":4125,"date":"2010-08-24T17:32:16","date_gmt":"2010-08-24T23:32:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=4125"},"modified":"2010-08-24T17:32:16","modified_gmt":"2010-08-24T23:32:16","slug":"disturbing-evidence-that-my-grandmother-might-be-related-to-my-boyfriend","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/the-family\/disturbing-evidence-that-my-grandmother-might-be-related-to-my-boyfriend\/","title":{"rendered":"Disturbing evidence that my grandmother might be related to my boyfriend"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>1.<\/b> Both take their coffee black with an ice cube.<\/p>\n<p><b>2.<\/b> She spent some time in Alamogordo, New Mexico, while my grandfather was stationed at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.holloman.af.mil\/\">Holloman<\/a> back in the &#8217;50s; he was born in Alamogordo back in the &#8217;70s.<\/p>\n<p><b>3.<\/b> She scolds me if my hair gets in my eyes or if my sleeve hems cover my hands; he scolds me when I chew my cuticles.<\/p>\n<p>Okay, so maybe it&#8217;s a stretch. But I&#8217;m noting it here for when I inevitably find out that we are all, in fact, part of one big family. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1. Both take their coffee black with an ice cube. 2. She spent some time in Alamogordo, New Mexico, while my grandfather was stationed at Holloman back in the &#8217;50s; he was born in Alamogordo back in the &#8217;70s. 3. She scolds me if my hair gets in my eyes or if my sleeve hems cover my hands; he scolds me when I chew my cuticles. Okay, so maybe it&#8217;s a stretch. But I&#8217;m noting&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[85,1477],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4125","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-the-family","category-the-manfriend"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1jWWl-14x","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4125","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4125"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4125\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4126,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4125\/revisions\/4126"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4125"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4125"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4125"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}