{"id":4185,"date":"2010-09-04T00:20:20","date_gmt":"2010-09-04T06:20:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=4185"},"modified":"2010-09-04T00:21:58","modified_gmt":"2010-09-04T06:21:58","slug":"its-because-she-has-better-eyelashes-than-i-do","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/yes-im-posting-about-my-damn-cats-again\/its-because-she-has-better-eyelashes-than-i-do\/","title":{"rendered":"It&#8217;s because she has better eyelashes than I do"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/theogeo\/4955065132\/\" title=\"miss kitty by theogeo, on Flickr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm5.static.flickr.com\/4129\/4955065132_7d0f3a1f02_z.jpg\" width=\"600\" height=\"600\" alt=\"miss kitty\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><i><b>A play<\/b><\/i><\/p>\n<p>[<i>The Boyfriend Formerly Known as Manfred* enters room<\/i>]<\/p>\n<p><b>Me, to BFKM while stroking Jack, who had come to sit next to me while BFKM was out of the room:<\/b> We&#8217;re in love.<\/p>\n<p><b>BFKM:<\/b> [<i>Shocked face<\/i>]<\/p>\n<p><B>Me:<\/b> Mmm hmm. We&#8217;re getting married. Show him the ring you got me, kitty. [<i>Whispers<\/i>] It&#8217;s a milk top ring!<\/p>\n<p><b>BFKM:<\/b> Well, fine. That&#8217;s okay because I have been having a torrid affair with Miss Kitty.<\/p>\n<p><b>Me:<\/b> [<i>Shocked face<\/i>]<\/p>\n<p>*  BFKM does not care for the moniker &#8220;Manfred,&#8221; proving that he is a Communist.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A play [The Boyfriend Formerly Known as Manfred* enters room] Me, to BFKM while stroking Jack, who had come to sit next to me while BFKM was out of the room: We&#8217;re in love. BFKM: [Shocked face] Me: Mmm hmm. We&#8217;re getting married. Show him the ring you got me, kitty. [Whispers] It&#8217;s a milk top ring! BFKM: Well, fine. That&#8217;s okay because I have been having a torrid affair with Miss Kitty. Me: [Shocked&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[206,1477],"tags":[509,1002,1514,1468,2202],"class_list":["post-4185","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-yes-im-posting-about-my-damn-cats-again","category-the-manfriend","tag-cat","tag-kitty","tag-manfred","tag-manfriend","tag-sally"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1jWWl-15v","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4185","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4185"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4185\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4187,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4185\/revisions\/4187"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4185"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4185"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4185"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}