{"id":4384,"date":"2010-10-29T01:27:24","date_gmt":"2010-10-29T07:27:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=4384"},"modified":"2010-10-29T01:27:24","modified_gmt":"2010-10-29T07:27:24","slug":"and-he-needs-help","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/friends\/and-he-needs-help\/","title":{"rendered":"And he needs help"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Nick: <\/b> we keep running police briefs that refer to those coke bottles used to make meth as &#8220;labs&#8221;<br \/>\n  and it&#8217;s pissing me off<br \/>\n  it&#8217;s like calling my scrotum a babymaking lab<br \/>\n<b>me: <\/b>HA<br \/>\n  aren&#8217;t they called shake-n-bakers or something?<br \/>\n not your balls<br \/>\n  although &#8230;<br \/>\n <b>Nick: <\/b>yeah<br \/>\n <b>me: <\/b> yeah<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nick: we keep running police briefs that refer to those coke bottles used to make meth as &#8220;labs&#8221; and it&#8217;s pissing me off it&#8217;s like calling my scrotum a babymaking lab me: HA aren&#8217;t they called shake-n-bakers or something? not your balls although &#8230; Nick: yeah me: yeah<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[32],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4384","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-friends"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1jWWl-18I","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4384","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4384"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4384\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4386,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4384\/revisions\/4386"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4384"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4384"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4384"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}