{"id":4408,"date":"2010-11-03T02:52:12","date_gmt":"2010-11-03T08:52:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=4408"},"modified":"2010-11-03T03:01:39","modified_gmt":"2010-11-03T09:01:39","slug":"cuteness-attack","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/friends\/cuteness-attack\/","title":{"rendered":"CUTENESS ATTACK!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/theogeo\/5140888372\/\" title=\"IMG_6269 by theogeo, on Flickr\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm5.static.flickr.com\/4124\/5140888372_0005275ae3_z.jpg\" width=\"600\" alt=\"IMG_6269\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/theogeo\/5140803628\/\" title=\"IMG_6239 by theogeo, on Flickr\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm5.static.flickr.com\/4132\/5140803628_fedf3c4f90.jpg\" width=\"190\" alt=\"IMG_6239\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/theogeo\/5140318066\/\" title=\"IMG_6145 by theogeo, on Flickr\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm2.static.flickr.com\/1153\/5140318066_dc617a745c.jpg\" width=\"190\" alt=\"IMG_6145\" \/><\/a>  <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/theogeo\/5140237399\/\" title=\"IMG_6256 by theogeo, on Flickr\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm5.static.flickr.com\/4042\/5140237399_a48a299278.jpg\" width=\"190\" alt=\"IMG_6256\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Wa-POW! I just hit you with a sneak attack of adorableness. Are your knees weak?<\/p>\n<p>You might oughta go take a pregnancy test. Yes, even you fellas.<\/p>\n<p>If you were unable to withstand this attack of unfiltered Daphne adorability, you might ought to steer clear for a while. I know I&#8217;ve got at least one more ULTRA-SECRET SNEAK ATTACK OF TOOTH-DECAYING SWEETNESS coming up.<\/p>\n<p>My friends gross me out with how adorable their offspring are. How many pacts has the Devil made in West Tennessee in the past few years? My wager is lots and lots. Unless they&#8217;re all pulling a brilliant long con on me so I&#8217;ll decide to procreate too. I KNOW YOU GUYS ARE DOING THAT SO STOP.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Wa-POW! I just hit you with a sneak attack of adorableness. Are your knees weak? You might oughta go take a pregnancy test. Yes, even you fellas. If you were unable to withstand this attack of unfiltered Daphne adorability, you might ought to steer clear for a while. I know I&#8217;ve got at least one more ULTRA-SECRET SNEAK ATTACK OF TOOTH-DECAYING SWEETNESS coming up. My friends gross me out with how adorable their offspring are.&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[32,384],"tags":[1015,2163,589,2244,1599],"class_list":["post-4408","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-friends","category-photography","tag-baby","tag-friends","tag-halloween","tag-photography","tag-portrait"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1jWWl-196","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4408","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4408"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4408\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4411,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4408\/revisions\/4411"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4408"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4408"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4408"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}