{"id":4507,"date":"2010-11-28T21:39:20","date_gmt":"2010-11-29T03:39:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=4507"},"modified":"2010-11-28T21:42:40","modified_gmt":"2010-11-29T03:42:40","slug":"holi-dazzling","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/holidays\/holi-dazzling\/","title":{"rendered":"Christmas decoration infestation 2010"},"content":{"rendered":"

Oh god, it has begun in earnest. Behold, a tree!<\/p>\n

\"christmas<\/a><\/center><\/p>\n

It’s a pre-lit model, something I never ever ever thought I’d ever buy, ever. It always just seemed … blasphemous. But Big Lots was out of their unlit trees when I went, so I just went down in size half a foot and opted for the pre-lit, as it fit my budget. And now that I have seen the foolishness of my ways, I dare say I will never buy an unlit tree ever again. Can someone confirm for me that the inventor of the pre-lit tree got a Nobel prize? Please?<\/p>\n

I didn’t put a tree up last year because, for one, I didn’t have one. For another, I was scared of what the cats would do to it. I am happy to report that, aside from a few sniffs and branch bats here and there, they seem to the mostly uninterested. Granted, we are less than 24 hours in, so tomorrow I might be reporting a different story. <\/p>\n

Of course, I have added various accouterments, including the front-door wreath, a fancy table runner, some icicle lights in the office, and Granny’s ancient candleholder thingy that was passed on to me. But the big show is the giant wreath mom and dad let me have, which I put outside on the chimney. In the words of the funny lady who plays Miley Cyrus in the SNL skit that Ray and I CANNOT STOP QUOTING OH MY GOD, it’s pretty cool.<\/p>\n

\"giant<\/a>   \"ice<\/a><\/p>\n

\"runner\"<\/a>   \"front<\/a>   \"granny's<\/a><\/p>\n

I used a concrete nail to secure the big wreath out front. Did you know you can’t buy a singular concrete nail? True story. Relatedly, if anyone needs to borrow a couple hundred concrete nails, hit me up. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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