{"id":4517,"date":"2010-12-01T16:13:21","date_gmt":"2010-12-01T22:13:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=4517"},"modified":"2010-12-01T16:13:21","modified_gmt":"2010-12-01T22:13:21","slug":"a-play-about-the-worlds-funniest-girlfriend","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/relationships\/a-play-about-the-worlds-funniest-girlfriend\/","title":{"rendered":"A play about the world&#8217;s funniest girlfriend"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Boyfriend:<\/b> [<i>leaving the study-oasis couch stacked with books and index cards and hot-pink page tabs and legal paper to come into the office where girlfriend is on computer<\/i>] I&#8217;m going to draw a pink heart on you. [<i>takes back of girlfriend&#8217;s hand and draws small heart with highlighter<\/i>]<\/p>\n<p><b>Girlfriend:<\/b> Okay. [<i>waits as boyfriend fills in the outline of the heart<\/i>] Ha! [<i>flips hand over<\/i>] It looks like balls! [<i>flips hand<\/i>] Heart! [<i>flips hand<\/i>] Balls! Hahaha!<\/p>\n<p><b>Boyfriend:<\/b> [<i>glare of death<\/i>]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Boyfriend: [leaving the study-oasis couch stacked with books and index cards and hot-pink page tabs and legal paper to come into the office where girlfriend is on computer] I&#8217;m going to draw a pink heart on you. [takes back of girlfriend&#8217;s hand and draws small heart with highlighter] Girlfriend: Okay. [waits as boyfriend fills in the outline of the heart] Ha! [flips hand over] It looks like balls! [flips hand] Heart! [flips hand] Balls! Hahaha!&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[127,1477],"tags":[1297,1624,2158,1623],"class_list":["post-4517","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-relationships","category-the-manfriend","tag-balls","tag-boyfriend","tag-comedy","tag-heart"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1jWWl-1aR","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4517","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4517"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4517\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4518,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4517\/revisions\/4518"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4517"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4517"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4517"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}