{"id":4570,"date":"2010-12-12T10:47:13","date_gmt":"2010-12-12T16:47:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=4570"},"modified":"2010-12-12T10:50:34","modified_gmt":"2010-12-12T16:50:34","slug":"every-time-i-get-a-new-sephora-catalog","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/randomosity\/every-time-i-get-a-new-sephora-catalog\/","title":{"rendered":"Every time I get a new Sephora catalog&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230; which happens because I am a &#8220;beauty insider&#8221; living at this particular address, I feel what I think the aliens will feel once they discover our planetary remains.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/theogeo\/5254127357\/\" title=\"Untitled by theogeo, on Flickr\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm6.static.flickr.com\/5203\/5254127357_4f0488808b_z.jpg\" width=\"600\" title=\"BEAUTIFUL CLOWN MONSTER WANT EAT BABY SOULS FOR BREAKFAST NOM NOM NOM\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Nausea, complete confusion, indigestion, pity, sadness, etc.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230; which happens because I am a &#8220;beauty insider&#8221; living at this particular address, I feel what I think the aliens will feel once they discover our planetary remains. Nausea, complete confusion, indigestion, pity, sadness, etc.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[68],"tags":[2275,1266,1634,1635,2215],"class_list":["post-4570","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-randomosity","tag-beauty-culture","tag-beauty","tag-makeup","tag-sephora","tag-women"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1jWWl-1bI","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4570","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4570"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4570\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4575,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4570\/revisions\/4575"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4570"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4570"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4570"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}