{"id":458,"date":"2005-09-08T17:26:00","date_gmt":"2005-09-08T17:26:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=458"},"modified":"2005-09-08T17:26:00","modified_gmt":"2005-09-08T17:26:00","slug":"afternoon-delight","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/uncategorized\/afternoon-delight\/","title":{"rendered":"[Afternoon delight]"},"content":{"rendered":"

In the news:<\/p>\n

Ahhnold will veto<\/a> Collie-fawn-yuh’s same-sex marriage bill. Oh yes, and the Massachusetts attorney general wants a ballot initiative<\/a> that will let voters decide whether they want their state to continue to allow same-sex marriage. So, around and around we go … <\/p>\n

This worm<\/a> turns its host into a zombie briefly before busting out of its innards.<\/p>\n

Slate’s Jacob Weisburg explains<\/a> what Kanye West meant when he blurted “George Bush doesn’t care about black people.” And they’re both right. <\/p>\n

And at home:<\/p>\n

The captain over at the Southern Scholar<\/a> has recruited me to swab the poop deck. I’m much obliged. The one stipulation: I can’t say “vagina.” The old folks just don’t get it. Fair enough. So if I really need to talk about genitals (and I probably will), I’ll just have to do it here. I can’t wait to see who finds this page after googling “genitals” and “poop.”<\/p>\n

I’m starting to see Louisiana plates on the road. Trunks stuffed. If you’ve got that much, you’re obviously doing better than many. But really, where will they go? <\/p>\n

The cat may not work after all. We had to shut him out of the bedroom because he just kept moan-meowing all night. And Phil’s allergies have been going balls-out since the cat came into the apartment. So I don’t know. We’ll see.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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