{"id":4595,"date":"2010-12-24T04:34:52","date_gmt":"2010-12-24T10:34:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=4595"},"modified":"2010-12-24T04:34:52","modified_gmt":"2010-12-24T10:34:52","slug":"i-suck-at-my-birthday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/birthdays\/i-suck-at-my-birthday\/","title":{"rendered":"I suck at my birthday"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Every year, I&#8217;m all, <i>This year I&#8217;m going to get people together the week before Christmas for birthday drinks!<\/i> And every year I do nothing of the sort because Christmas insanity and work obligations settle like lead and by the 23rd I feel like I am underwater, and the time just evaporates. I have never gone out to celebrate my birthday. Ever. In 29 years. It&#8217;s weird watching other people do it. It looks like fun. Some day I have got to figure out how to get that done. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Every year, I&#8217;m all, This year I&#8217;m going to get people together the week before Christmas for birthday drinks! And every year I do nothing of the sort because Christmas insanity and work obligations settle like lead and by the 23rd I feel like I am underwater, and the time just evaporates. I have never gone out to celebrate my birthday. Ever. In 29 years. It&#8217;s weird watching other people do it. It looks like&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[72],"tags":[503,653,2255,1640],"class_list":["post-4595","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-birthdays","tag-birthday","tag-christmas","tag-holidays","tag-parties"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1jWWl-1c7","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4595","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4595"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4595\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4596,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4595\/revisions\/4596"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4595"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4595"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4595"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}