{"id":463,"date":"2005-09-10T16:48:00","date_gmt":"2005-09-10T16:48:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=463"},"modified":"2005-09-10T16:48:00","modified_gmt":"2005-09-10T16:48:00","slug":"going-to-the-justice-of-the-peace","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/uncategorized\/going-to-the-justice-of-the-peace\/","title":{"rendered":"[Going to the … justice of the peace?]"},"content":{"rendered":"

So my sister tells me she’s getting married for sure. Still don’t know when \u2014 not even a month or a season in mind yet \u2014 but it’s happening and I’ve offered to design the invitations. Because I certainly can’t offer to make a cake. But she says it’s not going to be a big, white, flowery deal since it’s her second marriage and his second or third (I’m not sure, actually). This is good for me because it means I won’t have to wear some silly color-coordinated dress. But I might break out with a big poofy dress anyway, since she’s a child of the eighties and I was dressed like a moron during her last wedding. <\/p>\n

She seems really happy, and that makes me happy too. Her fiance is a good guy who is good to her kids. But this means she will gain several step-children and step-grandchildren, and, in time, several grey hairs.<\/p>\n

Sorry I missed your calls, Brandon<\/a> and Wendy<\/a>, but my phone is sick. I’ll smack it around and call you back if it submits to my will. Wendy has devoted a whole post<\/a> to yours truly, and she hasn’t even asked me for money yet! Now that’s<\/i> polite. I kid, I kid. Seriously, though, that L-Complex is deadly. Watch out for the mood swings. <\/p>\n

I’m glad the Sidelines<\/i> crew gave Kristin a proper new-job sendoff. I’ll do my part by embarrassing her. Hee.<\/p>\n

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So my sister tells me she’s getting married for sure. Still don’t know when \u2014 not even a month or a season in mind yet \u2014 but it’s happening and I’ve offered to design the invitations. Because I certainly can’t offer to make a cake. But she says it’s not going to be a big, white, flowery deal since it’s her second marriage and his second or third (I’m not sure, actually). This is good… <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-463","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1jWWl-7t","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/463","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=463"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/463\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=463"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=463"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=463"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}