{"id":4730,"date":"2011-01-22T22:16:49","date_gmt":"2011-01-23T04:16:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=4730"},"modified":"2011-01-22T22:47:40","modified_gmt":"2011-01-23T04:47:40","slug":"this-person-apparently-does-not-understand-what-news-is","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/news\/this-person-apparently-does-not-understand-what-news-is\/","title":{"rendered":"This person apparently does not understand what &#8216;news&#8217; is"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/theogeo\/5379358685\/\" title=\"this person apparently does not understand what &quot;news&quot; is by theogeo, on Flickr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm6.static.flickr.com\/5283\/5379358685_a0c4cc874f_z.jpg\" width=\"570\" height=\"129\" alt=\"this person apparently does not understand what &quot;news&quot; is\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Screencapped from the comments of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.commercialappeal.com\/news\/2011\/jan\/22\/collierville-cracks-whip-on-sex-bondage-house\">this story<\/a>. You didn&#8217;t click, did you? What if I said it was a story about a BDSM-fetish B&#038;B in Collierville? <a href=\"http:\/\/www.commercialappeal.com\/news\/2011\/jan\/22\/collierville-cracks-whip-on-sex-bondage-house\">Clickadoodledoooo<\/a>!<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, I&#8217;m sure Hillybob looks forward to the days when news outlets will be capable of reporting on every fucking mundane thing in the world AS IT IS HAPPENING. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Screencapped from the comments of this story. You didn&#8217;t click, did you? What if I said it was a story about a BDSM-fetish B&#038;B in Collierville? Clickadoodledoooo! Anyway, I&#8217;m sure Hillybob looks forward to the days when news outlets will be capable of reporting on every fucking mundane thing in the world AS IT IS HAPPENING.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[11,286,55,57],"tags":[1685,1686,617,2153,2154,537],"class_list":["post-4730","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news","category-people-are-dumb","category-webshits","category-work","tag-collierville","tag-comments","tag-commercial-appeal","tag-memphis","tag-news","tag-newspaper"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1jWWl-1ei","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4730","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4730"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4730\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4734,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4730\/revisions\/4734"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4730"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4730"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4730"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}