{"id":475,"date":"2005-09-16T07:32:00","date_gmt":"2005-09-16T07:32:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=475"},"modified":"2005-09-16T07:32:00","modified_gmt":"2005-09-16T07:32:00","slug":"cant-never-tell-what-youll-find","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/uncategorized\/cant-never-tell-what-youll-find\/","title":{"rendered":"[Can&#8217;t never tell what you&#8217;ll find]"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I dig street fairs. There&#8217;s just something timelessly appealing about milling around aimlessly in a crowd of sweaty people and a cloud of barbecue and cigar smoke, crafters hocking their wares everywhere you turn.<\/p>\n<p>This Saturday is River Day in Saltillo (sorry, no official link, but you can read a bit about it <a href=\"http:\/\/www.deadmule.com\/content\/word.of.mule.php?content_id=788\" target=\"_blank\">here<\/a>) and the <a href=\"http:\/\/cooperyoungfestival.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Cooper-Young Festival<\/a> in Midtown Memphis. River Day is certainly out of the question, since I have to work, but I&#8217;m secretly hoping it rains so they move the C-Y festival to Sunday, when I&#8217;m off. <\/p>\n<p>I grew up attending River Day every year. My family stayed from dawn until the last line-dancer boot-scooted his way home after the street dance. We would work on the church parade float for a month before the event (and a couple of times actually won a ribbon). Over the years, I&#8217;ve ridden up and down main street dressed as all sorts of weird things: a nurse, an old-timey brush arbor attendee, a frizzy-haired adolescent (that one wasn&#8217;t a costume). And I&#8217;ve ridden on or in all sorts of motorized vehicles \u2014 four-wheelers, truck trailers, fire trucks, my dad&#8217;s prized Camaro \u2014 waving and pelting children with candy the whole way. <\/p>\n<p>When I got to high school, I had to march with the band at River Day, which was always a chore because it&#8217;s so hot in September and our uniforms were made of wool. From Hell-sheep. <\/p>\n<p>There was one year that my family ran a convenience store right in the middle of town, so I spent River Day behind a counter, slinging hash and selling cigarettes to hundreds of people who really, really wanted to use our bathroom. <\/p>\n<p>A year or two ago I took some of The Kids to River Day to revel in the small-town goodness with me (that&#8217;s where that story I linked to came from). Amber got her face painted, and we all found some really cheap goodies at Parker&#8217;s Dig (there&#8217;s no thrift store in Memphis or Nashville where you can get a shirt for a quarter). Then we took to the bleachers to watch the parade, grateful that it was my brother and not me marching in the band in the hazy September sun.<\/p>\n<p>I haven&#8217;t been to River Day since then, now that I think about it. And while it isn&#8217;t what you might call <i>my scene<\/i> (Jamie, a fellow Saltillo native, called it &#8220;tedious,&#8221; and I tend to agree with him for the most part), it&#8217;s still a significant event in my life that I regret I when I miss. I&#8217;m sure my family will be there this Saturday all the same \u2014 my dad decked out in his Civil War gear; my grandmother working the crowd, taking photos; my brother and his girlfriend riding around the back roads on his four-wheeler; my sister and nephews buying a funnel cake from a vendor; my mom mingling absentmindedly, her thoughts actually fixated on the year that Grandaddy died the night before River Day. <\/p>\n<p>While my day will be spent in the company of slate-colored cubicles and the ticking of a dozen scattered keyboards, their whole day will play out to a soundtrack of off-key gospel music and the jumbled chatter of hundreds of deep South drawls.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I dig street fairs. There&#8217;s just something timelessly appealing about milling around aimlessly in a crowd of sweaty people and a cloud of barbecue and cigar smoke, crafters hocking their wares everywhere you turn. This Saturday is River Day in Saltillo (sorry, no official link, but you can read a bit about it here) and the Cooper-Young Festival in Midtown Memphis. River Day is certainly out of the question, since I have to work, but&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-475","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1jWWl-7F","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/475","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=475"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/475\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=475"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=475"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=475"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}