{"id":483,"date":"2005-09-21T20:02:00","date_gmt":"2005-09-21T20:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=483"},"modified":"2012-05-15T17:10:42","modified_gmt":"2012-05-15T23:10:42","slug":"the-paradox-of-phallocentrism-or-them-bitches-is-fugly","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/randomosity\/the-paradox-of-phallocentrism-or-them-bitches-is-fugly\/","title":{"rendered":"The Paradox of Phallocentrism OR Them Bitches is Fugly!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Aw, crap. I&#8217;m so behind on stuff I want to write about. And oh, dear god it&#8217;s all gender related. But I&#8217;ll break my rants into tiny bite-size pieces for you, the distracted reader.<\/p>\n<p>Rant No. 1:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/boortz.com\/more\/funny\/republican_women.html\" target=\"_blank\">This hilarious, gut-busting, hoo-hawing, zip-foo-fabulous link<\/a> compares the faces of Republican women to those of Democrat women. You know, because when there are ladies involved, you&#8217;re pretty much obligated to compare their looks to each others&#8217;. Women love living in beauty pageants 24 hours a day. It&#8217;s what makes us so eager to please you! And you! And you, you hearty hunk of virility, you! <\/p>\n<p>Link via <a href=\"http:\/\/halfbakered.blogspot.com\" target=\"_blank\">Halfbakered<\/a>, which is a blog I read only because I like to watch trains wreck.<\/p>\n<p>And man, Democrat women sure are ugly! Haw haw haw! Guess they need a good pounding. Any fists or dicks will do. Haw haw haw! <\/p>\n<p>Kill me. <\/p>\n<p>But not before I post Rants No. 2 and 3 later.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Aw, crap. I&#8217;m so behind on stuff I want to write about. And oh, dear god it&#8217;s all gender related. But I&#8217;ll break my rants into tiny bite-size pieces for you, the distracted reader. Rant No. 1: This hilarious, gut-busting, hoo-hawing, zip-foo-fabulous link compares the faces of Republican women to those of Democrat women. You know, because when there are ladies involved, you&#8217;re pretty much obligated to compare their looks to each others&#8217;. Women love&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[68],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-483","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-randomosity"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1jWWl-7N","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/483","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=483"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/483\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5990,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/483\/revisions\/5990"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=483"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=483"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=483"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}