{"id":5084,"date":"2011-04-03T18:25:30","date_gmt":"2011-04-04T00:25:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=5084"},"modified":"2011-04-03T18:25:30","modified_gmt":"2011-04-04T00:25:30","slug":"this-is-why-we-cant-have-nice-things","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/people-are-dumb\/this-is-why-we-cant-have-nice-things\/","title":{"rendered":"This is why we can&#8217;t have nice things"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/mjs538\/15-horrible-first-hand-accounts-of-charlie-sheens\">15 Horrible Firsthand Accounts From Charlie Sheen\u2019s First Show In Detroit<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Click that link and behold the big orange UT jersey on the lady in the first picture. <\/p>\n<p>Come the fuck on, people.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>15 Horrible Firsthand Accounts From Charlie Sheen\u2019s First Show In Detroit Click that link and behold the big orange UT jersey on the lady in the first picture. Come the fuck on, people.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[286],"tags":[1772,621],"class_list":["post-5084","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-people-are-dumb","tag-charlie-sheen","tag-stupid"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1jWWl-1k0","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5084","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5084"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5084\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5085,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5084\/revisions\/5085"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5084"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5084"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5084"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}