{"id":522,"date":"2005-10-19T18:43:00","date_gmt":"2005-10-19T18:43:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=522"},"modified":"2005-10-19T18:43:00","modified_gmt":"2005-10-19T18:43:00","slug":"ode-to-my-magenta-roos","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/uncategorized\/ode-to-my-magenta-roos\/","title":{"rendered":"Ode to my magenta Roos"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I found you unexpectedly, sitting quietly on the not-so-used shelves in Murfreesboro&#8217;s Marti&#038;Liz Shoes, between the scores of ordinary, mum white tennis shoes. Your colors were so loud and unapologetic that I instantly picked you up for inspection, caressed your suede skin, and peered inside your tiny little useless zippered pockets, perfect for smuggling crack should I ever need to.<\/p>\n<p>You were an easy sell \u2014 $25 brand new \u2014 and I knew there was a good chance something was wrong with you (or you were an &#8220;irregular&#8221; as the biz so rudely says) and I had to have you, even if it meant settling for a half size too small. For you, love, it wasn&#8217;t settling. It was bettering myself so I could be with you. <\/p>\n<p>And now, when I wear you, all I have to do is look down or catch a glimpse of my feet in the mirror, and I smile. Your clashing colors make no practical sense \u2014 dark magenta, light magenta, black, and orange? ew! \u2014 and for that, I love you. I love that you came with white <i>and<\/i> magenta laces. I love that your soles are so thin I can feel the contours of the ground below me. I love that your silly pockets won&#8217;t stay zipped because the kangaroo charm hanging on each zipper is so heavy that, as I walk, it coaxes each pocket open. <\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s been a long time since I loved a pair of shoes like this. I had a long, smelly affair with my old Adidas sandals throughout high school, but that was a childish bond based in lazy comfort that eventually dissolved with the cracking rubber of the soles. Take care of my dogs, magenta Roos, and I&#8217;ll take care of you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I found you unexpectedly, sitting quietly on the not-so-used shelves in Murfreesboro&#8217;s Marti&#038;Liz Shoes, between the scores of ordinary, mum white tennis shoes. Your colors were so loud and unapologetic that I instantly picked you up for inspection, caressed your suede skin, and peered inside your tiny little useless zippered pockets, perfect for smuggling crack should I ever need to. You were an easy sell \u2014 $25 brand new \u2014 and I knew there was&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-522","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1jWWl-8q","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/522","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=522"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/522\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=522"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=522"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=522"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}