{"id":5242,"date":"2011-05-17T10:18:24","date_gmt":"2011-05-17T16:18:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=5242"},"modified":"2011-05-17T10:20:46","modified_gmt":"2011-05-17T16:20:46","slug":"i-blame-a-consistent-lack-of-coffee","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/writing\/i-blame-a-consistent-lack-of-coffee\/","title":{"rendered":"I blame a consistent lack of coffee"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Argh, this is driving me crazy. I can&#8217;t write. My brain feels constipated but no amount of squeezing yields &#8230; anything. There&#8217;s so much happening, trails being blazed every day, and yet. It&#8217;s like I&#8217;ve forgotten how to write. It feels like everything I could possibly say is trite and worn. And don&#8217;t even talk to me about taking pictures. It&#8217;s like I&#8217;ve never taken a single one in my life and wouldn&#8217;t even know how to begin.<\/p>\n<p>Come back to me, muse. Seriously.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Argh, this is driving me crazy. I can&#8217;t write. My brain feels constipated but no amount of squeezing yields &#8230; anything. There&#8217;s so much happening, trails being blazed every day, and yet. It&#8217;s like I&#8217;ve forgotten how to write. It feels like everything I could possibly say is trite and worn. And don&#8217;t even talk to me about taking pictures. It&#8217;s like I&#8217;ve never taken a single one in my life and wouldn&#8217;t even know&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[585],"tags":[1802,1803,2259],"class_list":["post-5242","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-writing","tag-muse","tag-writers-block","tag-writing"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1jWWl-1my","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5242","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5242"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5242\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5244,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5242\/revisions\/5244"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5242"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5242"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5242"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}