{"id":5274,"date":"2011-05-28T00:28:36","date_gmt":"2011-05-28T06:28:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=5274"},"modified":"2011-05-28T00:34:08","modified_gmt":"2011-05-28T06:34:08","slug":"week-sixteen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/randomosity\/week-sixteen\/","title":{"rendered":"Week sixteen"},"content":{"rendered":"

Well, I’m late posting this, but I’ve been slightly preoccupied<\/a>. <\/p>\n

Yow. I can’t even think. I’m actually posting this from my bed with an iPad, if that tells you how out-of-whack my head is right now.<\/p>\n

My little navel orange has morphed into an avocado this week. That’s weird because around here, navel oranges tend to run bigger than avocados. So, well, whatevs. I don’t have my nifty “wacky physiological things that are happening to your fetus” app near me (where is my phone?) so I will just reach for the nearest pregnancy book, since I have redecorated my house with the things. <\/p>\n

Oh, screw it. I just thumbed through two and didn’t find what I was looking for. Something about hair, fingernails … something. Horns? I don’t know; I’m not a doctor. <\/p>\n

I’ve been feeling mostly okay except for the near constant headache. I don’t let myself take Tylenol very often so occasionally I caffeinate it, but most of the time I just deal with it. Or tweet angrily about it. Wonder why pregnant ladies are grumpy? It’s because there’s fruit in their uteruses and alien hatchlings in their craniums. <\/p>\n

I was getting the hang of typing on this iPad until I realized I can’t hit the space bar with my thumb because I have a long fingernail. Dang it. <\/p>\n

Anyway. The deluge of babythings has begun in earnest. Lesley brought me quite a haul and Ashley topped it off with a changing pad. I’ve got the goods crammed into the bedroom lest they become cat toys. They will eventually but I want them to at least be babythings first. <\/p>\n

Hearing the heartbeat Tuesday was amazing. Having that recording has been priceless. I sent it to my parents and brother and sister. Krissie said she just cried and cried and my dad replied, “That sounds like a boy’s heartbeat!” And I think he’s right. This whole time I’ve felt like it’s a boy. No reason. Just a feeling. We’ll see about that. <\/p>\n

Okay, I have to crash. I have had an incredibly long, busy day. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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