{"id":5308,"date":"2011-06-08T12:07:49","date_gmt":"2011-06-08T18:07:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=5308"},"modified":"2011-06-08T12:07:49","modified_gmt":"2011-06-08T18:07:49","slug":"no-really-about-these-headaches","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/bitchy-mccomplainsalot\/no-really-about-these-headaches\/","title":{"rendered":"No, really. About these headaches."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Maybe I should just call it &#8220;the headache.&#8221; Because it never actually goes away. I go to bed with it, I wake up with it. Sometimes it goes away for a little while but it always comes back. For the longest time I didn&#8217;t even allow myself Tylenol but I&#8217;ve relented some this past week because I cannot function with a constant throbbing ache inside my skull. You say something to me, I might smile. But chances are I am looking at you through a pulsing sheet of blood vessels and it sucks and I&#8217;m sick of it.<\/p>\n<p>What sucks even more is that it seems that Tylenol isn&#8217;t touching this bastard now. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Maybe I should just call it &#8220;the headache.&#8221; Because it never actually goes away. I go to bed with it, I wake up with it. Sometimes it goes away for a little while but it always comes back. For the longest time I didn&#8217;t even allow myself Tylenol but I&#8217;ve relented some this past week because I cannot function with a constant throbbing ache inside my skull. You say something to me, I might smile.&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[332],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5308","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bitchy-mccomplainsalot"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1jWWl-1nC","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5308","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5308"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5308\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5309,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5308\/revisions\/5309"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5308"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5308"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5308"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}