{"id":5513,"date":"2011-08-16T07:24:58","date_gmt":"2011-08-16T13:24:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=5513"},"modified":"2011-08-16T07:24:58","modified_gmt":"2011-08-16T13:24:58","slug":"real-electricians","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/randomosity\/real-electricians\/","title":{"rendered":"Real electricians"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230; come in and fix shit in 20 minutes. They also inform you that in the great state of Tennessee, you have to have a license to cut hair but not to do electrical work. Interesting. No, wait. Stupid.<\/p>\n<p>Note to self for when I inevitably forget this: The breaker box is technically rigged, but it&#8217;s not dangerous. Illegal, maybe. But the house is not going to burn down if I leave an extra lamp on. I just need to pony up $1,200 for a new weatherproof panel and some rewiring in the next &#8230; however long it takes me to get $1,200 to spend. Whee.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230; come in and fix shit in 20 minutes. They also inform you that in the great state of Tennessee, you have to have a license to cut hair but not to do electrical work. Interesting. No, wait. Stupid. Note to self for when I inevitably forget this: The breaker box is technically rigged, but it&#8217;s not dangerous. Illegal, maybe. But the house is not going to burn down if I leave an extra lamp&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[68],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5513","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-randomosity"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1jWWl-1qV","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5513","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5513"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5513\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5514,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5513\/revisions\/5514"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5513"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5513"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5513"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}