{"id":561,"date":"2005-11-09T23:08:00","date_gmt":"2005-11-09T23:08:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=561"},"modified":"2005-11-09T23:08:00","modified_gmt":"2005-11-09T23:08:00","slug":"who-needs-enemies-when-youve-got-zach-karabell","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/uncategorized\/who-needs-enemies-when-youve-got-zach-karabell\/","title":{"rendered":"Who needs enemies when you&#8217;ve got Zach Karabell?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Over at the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\" target=\"_blank\">Huffington Post<\/a>, Zachary Karabell <a href=\"http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/zach-karabell\/what-if-the-supremes-over_b_10338.html\" target=\"_blank\">poses the question<\/a>: &#8220;What if the Supremes overturned Roe v. Wade?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>His answer? The Democrats would be better off.<\/p>\n<p>Yes, Zachary &#8212; can I call you Brother Zachariah? &#8212; the Democrats would surely be better off if the Republicans were allowed to claim a major political and &#8220;moral&#8221; victory, which would certainly galvanize their followers and give them something with which to taunt the already pathetic Democrats who aren&#8217;t quite sure what part of the phrase &#8220;opposition party&#8221; applies to them. <\/p>\n<p>And, you know, the actual women this concerns be damned! Their very real worries here aren&#8217;t what matters! What matters is the political chess game that, apparently, some Democrats are so hung up on winning that they are completely willing to sell out the queen just to keep the king in play. But the difference is this: <i>it&#8217;s not a chess game, and the queen matters just as much as the king in the real world; if she dies, everybody loses<\/i>.  <\/p>\n<p>Karabell&#8217;s trademark masculine logic works this way:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Post Roe, nothing would change in the Blue States.<\/p>\n<p>But in many Red states, abortion is already de facto restricted. Try finding an abortion clinic in rural Alabama, Mississippi or Georgia. Abortion is already socially illegal in many parts of the country; mores often matter more than laws.<\/p>\n<p>But if Roe is overturned, suddenly, every state would be forced to discuss and debate, and that would propel the Democrats from defense to offense. Imagine: in Red states where Democrats have been portraying themselves as kinder, gentler Republicans, there would suddenly be an opportunity to debate choice, privacy, state power versus individual freedoms, morality, life, death, and science. Would they win everywhere? Hardly. But they would be central and relevant about issues that engender passion and heated disagreements.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>The first part of his argument is exactly why the federal protection is so important. Is he saying that, somehow, with federal protection removed, suddenly the pro-choice movement in Mississippi will grow so quickly that it will come out better than during Roe? <\/p>\n<p>Does Karabell live in America? How about on Earth? Is he familiar with the nuances of these fabled red states? Because it&#8217;s painfully clear to all but the most insipid and aloof that the instant federal abortion protections evaporate, red state legislatures &#8212; even those speckled with so-called Democrats, many of whom are anti-choice &#8212; are going to pass further state constitutional restrictions on abortion, just like many states did to ban same-sex marriage over the course of the past year.<\/p>\n<p>If Karabell thinks that, somehow, a federal reversal on the issue is going to inspire moderate voters to go <i>against<\/i> the whims of Daddy Bush and his Holy Administration, which will take credit for ushering in a new age of &#8220;morality,&#8221; then Karabell is smoking some stronger crack than I even knew existed. If anything, the Democrats will be rendered completely irrelevent and ineffective, and I, for one, wouldn&#8217;t mourn their passing. Because if the Democrats give up on women, I give up on them. Period.<\/p>\n<p>This isn&#8217;t a fucking game. Women&#8217;s ability under the law to make decisions about their own bodies is not a political tool to be manipulated by selfish fucks so that their party can bolster itself into power.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Over at the Huffington Post, Zachary Karabell poses the question: &#8220;What if the Supremes overturned Roe v. Wade?&#8221; His answer? The Democrats would be better off. Yes, Zachary &#8212; can I call you Brother Zachariah? &#8212; the Democrats would surely be better off if the Republicans were allowed to claim a major political and &#8220;moral&#8221; victory, which would certainly galvanize their followers and give them something with which to taunt the already pathetic Democrats who&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-561","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1jWWl-93","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/561","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=561"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/561\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=561"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=561"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=561"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}