{"id":564,"date":"2005-11-11T21:38:00","date_gmt":"2005-11-11T21:38:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=564"},"modified":"2005-11-11T21:38:00","modified_gmt":"2005-11-11T21:38:00","slug":"just-let-me-squeeze-this-one-out","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/uncategorized\/just-let-me-squeeze-this-one-out\/","title":{"rendered":"Just let me squeeze this one out"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The Co-Worker Who Sits Next To Me gets calls all fucking day long from bill collectors from every far-flung corner of this great Earth, so when I&#8217;m in before The Co-Worker is, I have the fantastic honor of either listening to his phone ring incessantly or answering it and taking a message. Fifty times. Since I have a low threshold of tolerance for phones ringing right fucking next to me, I generally answer the phone using my Pleasant Phone Voice (you know the one) that is totally nicer than I could ever claim to be in reality, and ask to take a message, thinking it will quiet the ringing for the day. The bill collectors on the other end (who I suspect are on the other side of the Earth) always decline to leave a message. I tell them that this is his work phone and that he will be in much later. And then they call back 30 minutes later. And it&#8217;s driving me crazy. <\/p>\n<p>Would it be poor office etiquette to disconnect the phone altogether? I&#8217;ve already tried turning the ringer down but it didn&#8217;t work. (These phones sort of suck. My transfer button doesn&#8217;t work and it&#8217;s the source of much consternation and ribbing for me in the office.) <\/p>\n<p>I have told this guy on several occasions that the bill collectors have been calling all day, but he laughs and says, &#8220;That&#8217;s why I just don&#8217;t answer.&#8221; It&#8217;s funny, all right. Just now when I got a call from one of the bastards, I let fly a few nasty, frustrated words after hanging up, and not a single person around me even flinched. Granted, one person is hearing impared, but still. It&#8217;s like everyone&#8217;s an office zombie and the phone joke&#8217;s on me.<\/p>\n<p>In other less depressing office news, I got Thanksgiving and Christmas off, which is pretty awesome considering I&#8217;m the rookie here. I&#8217;ll miss the annual Christmas eve family fun, since I&#8217;ll be working 3-11:30 that day, but I&#8217;ll deal with it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Co-Worker Who Sits Next To Me gets calls all fucking day long from bill collectors from every far-flung corner of this great Earth, so when I&#8217;m in before The Co-Worker is, I have the fantastic honor of either listening to his phone ring incessantly or answering it and taking a message. Fifty times. Since I have a low threshold of tolerance for phones ringing right fucking next to me, I generally answer the phone&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-564","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1jWWl-96","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/564","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=564"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/564\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=564"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=564"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=564"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}