{"id":568,"date":"2005-11-12T17:14:00","date_gmt":"2005-11-12T17:14:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=568"},"modified":"2005-11-12T17:14:00","modified_gmt":"2005-11-12T17:14:00","slug":"my-funny-grandmother","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/uncategorized\/my-funny-grandmother\/","title":{"rendered":"My funny grandmother"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I get e-mail forwards all the time from Grandmaw. Some are of the &#8220;This is from God&#8221; variety, some are of the funny variety. Here&#8217;s one I got last night.<\/p>\n<p>The Center for Disease Control has released a list of <br \/>symptoms of bird flu.  If you experience any of the <br \/>following, please seek medical treatment immediately:<\/p>\n<p>1.  High fever <br \/>2.  Congestion <br \/>3.  Nausea <br \/>4.  Fatigue <br \/>5.  Aching in the joints <br \/>6.  An irresistible urge to shit on someone&#8217;s windshield<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I get e-mail forwards all the time from Grandmaw. Some are of the &#8220;This is from God&#8221; variety, some are of the funny variety. Here&#8217;s one I got last night. The Center for Disease Control has released a list of symptoms of bird flu. If you experience any of the following, please seek medical treatment immediately: 1. High fever 2. Congestion 3. Nausea 4. Fatigue 5. Aching in the joints 6. An irresistible urge to&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-568","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1jWWl-9a","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/568","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=568"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/568\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=568"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=568"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=568"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}