{"id":570,"date":"2005-11-12T23:36:00","date_gmt":"2005-11-12T23:36:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=570"},"modified":"2005-11-12T23:36:00","modified_gmt":"2005-11-12T23:36:00","slug":"insert-tired-joke-about-red-buttons-and-menstruation-here","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/uncategorized\/insert-tired-joke-about-red-buttons-and-menstruation-here\/","title":{"rendered":"Insert tired joke about red buttons and menstruation here"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2005\/11\/12\/international\/africa\/12liberia.html\" target=\"_blank\">Liberia has elected the first woman head of state in modern African history<\/a>. She does not wear <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0429455\/\" target=\"_blank\">flaming red lipstick<\/a> and she is not what we cosmopolitan Americans would call &#8220;hot,&#8221; however, so I don&#8217;t know how long this will last.<\/p>\n<p>But kudos to Liberia for doing what the greatest fucking nation on the planet has still not managed to do: elect a woman to the highest office in the land.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Liberia has elected the first woman head of state in modern African history. She does not wear flaming red lipstick and she is not what we cosmopolitan Americans would call &#8220;hot,&#8221; however, so I don&#8217;t know how long this will last. But kudos to Liberia for doing what the greatest fucking nation on the planet has still not managed to do: elect a woman to the highest office in the land.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-570","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1jWWl-9c","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/570","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=570"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/570\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=570"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=570"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=570"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}