Okay, I’ll make this quick since I’ve got a mint julep mask hardening on my face, impeding my ability to take myself seriously.<\/p>\n
I actually like the new Madonna single, “Hung Up.” <\/p>\n
This is new for me. I generally think Madonna is pretty lame. The last time I thought otherwise was when I pranced around in a tutu in my parents’ basement to “Like a Virgin.” <\/p>\n
I can do without the stereo-humping, lycra-clad video for “Hung Up,” however, because it makes me feel like an inferior human specimen. And I still think Madonna is pretty pretentious and lame, but I don’t mind her so much when she just makes groovy, insipid music to bob your head to. As long as she’s not proselytizing about anything, I can deal with her very existence. <\/p>\n
Sweet, it’s time to rinse.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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