{"id":580,"date":"2005-11-17T08:28:00","date_gmt":"2005-11-17T08:28:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=580"},"modified":"2005-11-17T08:28:00","modified_gmt":"2005-11-17T08:28:00","slug":"its-time-to-make-fun-of-tara-reid","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/uncategorized\/its-time-to-make-fun-of-tara-reid\/","title":{"rendered":"It&#8217;s time to make fun of Tara Reid"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/photos1.blogger.com\/blogger\/1248\/288\/1600\/tara3.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;\" src=\"http:\/\/photos1.blogger.com\/blogger\/1248\/288\/320\/tara3.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Boozed\" title=\"boozed\" \/><\/a><br \/><font SIZE=\"1\">America&#8217;s ambassador of drunken, droopy fun<\/font><\/p>\n<p>I know, she&#8217;s probably too easy a target, but it&#8217;s 3 a.m., I have to be at work at noon, I&#8217;m freezing, I&#8217;m not sleepy, I&#8217;m reading <a href=\"http:\/\/www.wonkette.com\/politics\/top\/hillary-seeks-to-break-up-cheltar-137790.php\" target=\"_blank\">Wonkette<\/a>, I see <a href=\"http:\/\/www.radarmagazine.com\/fresh-intelligence\/2005\/11\/15\/index.php#report_004250\" target=\"_blank\">this item about Chelsea Clinton and Tara Reid<\/a>, I start thinking about <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0283111\/?fr=c2l0ZT1kZnx0dD0xfGZiPXV8cG49MHxrdz0xfHE9dmFuIHdpbGRlcnxmdD0xfG14PTIwfGxtPTUwMHxjbz0xfGh0bWw9MXxubT0x;fc=1;ft=20;fm=1\" target=\"_blank\"><i>National Lampoon&#8217;s Van Wilder<\/i><\/a> and how she wears the same blank vaguely human expression throughout the entire movie and how much that pisses me off, I google &#8220;Taradise&#8221; and I find her <s>infomercial for alcoholism<\/s> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.eonline.com\/On\/Taradise\/\" target=\"_blank\">show<\/a>, and I can&#8217;t be held responsible for the stream of consciousness crap my brain puts me through in the wee hours of every morning while I&#8217;m waiting to nod off.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>America&#8217;s ambassador of drunken, droopy fun I know, she&#8217;s probably too easy a target, but it&#8217;s 3 a.m., I have to be at work at noon, I&#8217;m freezing, I&#8217;m not sleepy, I&#8217;m reading Wonkette, I see this item about Chelsea Clinton and Tara Reid, I start thinking about National Lampoon&#8217;s Van Wilder and how she wears the same blank vaguely human expression throughout the entire movie and how much that pisses me off, I google&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-580","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1jWWl-9m","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/580","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=580"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/580\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=580"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=580"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=580"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}