{"id":582,"date":"2005-11-18T00:32:00","date_gmt":"2005-11-18T00:32:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=582"},"modified":"2005-11-18T00:32:00","modified_gmt":"2005-11-18T00:32:00","slug":"my-dorkdom-knows-no-bounds","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/uncategorized\/my-dorkdom-knows-no-bounds\/","title":{"rendered":"My dorkdom knows no bounds"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>For whatever reason, I thought <i>Harry Potter<\/i> didn&#8217;t open until next weekend. Well, I&#8217;m dumb, and to punish myself, I pre-ordered two tickets to tonight&#8217;s midnight premiere, and will be dragging Phil along with me despite the fact that he has to be at work at 7 a.m. and it&#8217;s nearly three hours long.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m so freaking excited that it doesn&#8217;t really bother me that I won&#8217;t be seeing it on the Paradiso&#8217;s giant Grand Screen, since it sold out long ago. I did, however, call the theater to make sure the screen I chose was the larger one of the two with seats remaining. Screen 16 is slightly bigger, the lady said, and I giggled and told her why I was calling, and she did not share my amusement. I&#8217;m sure she&#8217;s sad that she will have to work tonight during a cultural spectacle, and who can blame her? It&#8217;s probably going to be chaos and costumes.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>For whatever reason, I thought Harry Potter didn&#8217;t open until next weekend. Well, I&#8217;m dumb, and to punish myself, I pre-ordered two tickets to tonight&#8217;s midnight premiere, and will be dragging Phil along with me despite the fact that he has to be at work at 7 a.m. and it&#8217;s nearly three hours long. I&#8217;m so freaking excited that it doesn&#8217;t really bother me that I won&#8217;t be seeing it on the Paradiso&#8217;s giant Grand&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-582","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1jWWl-9o","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/582","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=582"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/582\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=582"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=582"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=582"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}