{"id":614,"date":"2005-11-30T19:48:00","date_gmt":"2005-11-30T19:48:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=614"},"modified":"2005-11-30T19:48:00","modified_gmt":"2005-11-30T19:48:00","slug":"this-post-is-about-patrick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/uncategorized\/this-post-is-about-patrick\/","title":{"rendered":"This post is about Patrick*"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Because it&#8217;s his birthday, and because I&#8217;m dumb and thought his birthday was last week, I&#8217;m giving Patrick his own post. <\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/i12.photobucket.com\/albums\/a228\/swish413\/n45502703_30008590_5555.jpg\" alt=\"Col. Patrick Sanders\" title=\"Col. Patrick Sanders\" width=\"250\"><\/p>\n<p>So happy birthday, chum. Everyone can feel free to use the comments to talk about Patrick. <\/p>\n<p><font SIZE=\"1\">*Patrick Chin-chin-chinnery, not my nephew<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Because it&#8217;s his birthday, and because I&#8217;m dumb and thought his birthday was last week, I&#8217;m giving Patrick his own post. So happy birthday, chum. Everyone can feel free to use the comments to talk about Patrick. *Patrick Chin-chin-chinnery, not my nephew<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-614","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1jWWl-9U","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/614","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=614"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/614\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=614"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=614"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=614"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}